"So I just discovered this mod for Neverwinter Nights that features prostitution but it doesn't feature explicit rape scenes. The author must be insane! I hate him so much! I want my sexual fetishes satisfied and Agony in Pink isn't good enough!"
"U mad bro? Seek help you faggot."
"W-what? Whaaaa! Someone called me a name! I'm telling!"
"SPAMEM SPAMEM SPAMEM!! Pick on my boyfriend and you pick on me! You're banned ImperLeper!"
*Sniff* *sniff* "T-thank you Tovi." *Sniff* "I-Im going to..to...go onto RPG Watch and t-t-troll them so I can feel good about myself again..."
Later on the RPG Watch....
Stainless Veteran creates an account on the Watch and makes a thread about NWN mods where he starts discussing his fantasies again.
"I really want rape in my games. I love A Dance with Rogues and Agony in Pink."
"Oh look. A troll from the Codex."
"Shit. They've rattled me. Better create an alt account and pretend it's a troll impersonating me because of that mod I attacked."
Later...Veteran creates another account pretending the original poster was impersonating him.
"Yeah, so that guy saying he wants rape in his games totally isn't me and is a guy I got into an argument with on the Codex trying to stain my reputation."
Infinitron appears, going out of his way to defend Veteran.,
"It's totally true! The guy attacking him is that modder! He's even created this blog!"
"Just fuck off."
"G-guys...why are you being so mean? Spamem! You know I have panic attacks in real life....spamem."
Tovi fills with rage and goes onto the Codex and retitles the original thread to attack the mod authors.
"T-that'll SPAMEM teach those SPAMEM cunts not to SPAMEM mess with me! Their mod is a prostitution mod SPAMEM and they hate Stainless Veteran! SPAMEM FUCK THEM!"
One year later...Tovi receives a message on the Watch sent by one of the modders asking to resolve the supposed conflict but instead of replying, posts it in his year dead thread on the Codex.
"I was sent this message by one of the modders. Like he should totally let his grudge go."
Tovi fills with joy. He fills as if he's finally got revenge but then Veteran's thread on the Watch is brought back to life to discuss this new development and an old face from Tovi's past appears to enlighten everyone about him and his long pathetic internet history. From this, Tovi's crappy fan fiction for Ultima is brought to everyone's attention...
"O-h...shit...they've discovred spamem my Ultima fan fiction SPAMEM."
Tovi grits his teeth, rage builds through his body as he sits in his parent's basement. He cannot contain it anymore...he screams as loud as his mouth allows, his girlish yell echoing throughout the house as tears slide down his face.
"Tovi! Shut the fuck up! If you're watching animal porn again, I SWEAR ON JESUS I WILL COME DOWN THERE AND FUCK YOU UP!"
"FUCK YOU DAD! YOU DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN JESUS! SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS BEING RUDE TO ME!"
"Son, one more word and I will fuck you up."
Tovi wants to reply but he still remembers the beating he got last time from his father. His butt was still sore, in fact, from it. Instead, Tovi goes back onto the Codex...
"DEVELOPERS OF NWN PROSTITUTION MODULE STALK INFINITRON, HATE GAYS, HATE JEWS, HATE AMERICA, HATE GOD, HATE ATHEISTS, HATE BISEXUALS, HATE TRANNIES, HATE MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE, HATE SATAN, HATE MY MOM, HATE UK, HATE GREECE, HATE MUSLIMS, HATE ARABS, HATE BLACK PEOPLE, HATE STAINLESS VETERAN, HATE WHITE PEOPLE, HATE HUMANITY, HATE THEMSELVES, HATE RAPISTS, HATE MURDERERS, THREATEN TO TRACK US DOWN IN REAL LIFE AND RAPE US!"
Tovi stops typing and calms down. He feels like that'll teach the modders and he knows the thread title will get people discussing it. Tovi stops crying and bursts out in maniacal laughter.
"Now those cunts are fucked! The Codex's users don't give a shit about anything. Those modders will be mocked to hell and back for making me butthurt! I HAVE VICTORY!"
Tovi's maniacal laughter echos throughout the basement...
Yep. That's basically the story. The end. It hardly makes sense but nothing from the insane forum that is the Codex usually does.
